• 2:45 PM residentargento - Tune in at 8est or 7 central…figure yourself out on your own Pacific.
• 6:01 PM residentargento - Alright everyone E! has their red carpet on…it’s Oscar time!
• 6:02 PM residentargento - I bet this Oscar secret sucks
• 6:02 PM residentargento - Did he just say sex messages?
• 6:03 PM residentargento - Miley looks baaad
• 6:04 PM residentargento - Okay Jennifer Anniston was the big secret?
• 6:04 PM residentargento - John Mayer is a douche
• 6:05 PM residentargento - I swear if they ask Miley about her boyfriend again and she talks about being a good Christian I’ll scream
• 6:09 PM residentargento - yes miley your dress weights a hundred thousand pounds
• 6:09 PM residentargento - oh thats weird
• 6:10 PM residentargento - EW
• 6:12 PM residentargento - kate winslet is amazing
• 6:12 PM residentargento - why do people love penelope cruz so much?
• 6:13 PM residentargento - regal?
• 6:13 PM residentargento - like regal begal where jack and larry scope out the ladies?
• 6:19 PM residentargento - isnt it weird to hear their accents after you see foreign actors that adapt our accent to their films?
• 6:19 PM residentargento - like him and christian bale
• 6:21 PM residentargento - wow he wasnt sure where his wife would be
• 6:21 PM residentargento - and the purpose of this interview is……
• 6:22 PM residentargento - um that guy was just talking to himself
• 6:23 PM residentargento - that guy stole my haircolor
• 6:27 PM residentargento - shoe cam?
• 6:27 PM residentargento - if this was a rap awards show they would probably have a booty cam
• 6:29 PM residentargento - mickey will win because everyone wants to hear that speech of his
• 6:29 PM residentargento - his language is so graceful
• 6:30 PM residentargento - wow the new technology for stalkers of awards shows
• 6:31 PM residentargento - so hes in reverse 13 going on 30?
• 6:37 PM residentargento - richard jenkins is a badass
• 6:37 PM residentargento - woah lou gosset jr got a little fat
• 6:38 PM residentargento - um thats a shitty secret
• 6:38 PM residentargento - unless one of them is diablo cody
• 6:40 PM residentargento - god this star tracker is lmae
• 6:40 PM residentargento - lame
• 6:45 PM residentargento - wow they are sooo confused
• 6:45 PM residentargento - i read that freida pinto is married
• 6:45 PM residentargento - crazy
• 6:46 PM residentargento - man julieann is almost as annoying as lisa rinna
• 6:47 PM residentargento - kate winslet better win
• 6:52 PM residentargento - who is john legend?
• 6:52 PM residentargento - obviously not as legendary as his name hints
• 6:53 PM residentargento - god she wears the same dress for every single awards show
• 6:54 PM residentargento - ah hes a musician
• 6:54 PM residentargento - RICHARD JENKINS IS THE FUCKING MAN
• 6:54 PM residentargento - watch six feet under
• 6:55 PM residentargento - ok wow so shes just listing her day?
• 6:56 PM residentargento - hey gus van sant i have a new film idea for you….clouds
• 6:56 PM residentargento - danny boyle rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• 6:57 PM residentargento - thank god danny boyle never became a priest
• 6:58 PM residentargento - i DOUBT she’ll win
• 6:58 PM residentargento - get it?
• 6:59 PM residentargento - sir ben kingsley…just look at his imdb….amazing how he goes from ghandi to thunderbirds
• 6:59 PM residentargento - she can see red on the red carpet?
• 7:02 PM residentargento - man marisa tomei looks good…all these years after toxic avenger
• 7:02 PM residentargento - oh her speech is all in green then
• 7:02 PM residentargento - im a good MAD libber
• 7:02 PM residentargento - woah whats up with his voice?
• 7:03 PM residentargento - this is the most boring story EVER
• 7:04 PM residentargento - oh man is he just now getting his respect for the batman forever soundtrack?
• 7:04 PM residentargento - oh wait
• 7:05 PM residentargento - auf weidersehen heidi, auf weidersehen
• 7:05 PM residentargento - she doesn’t have enough braclets on’
• 7:05 PM residentargento - um. no thanks
• 7:06 PM residentargento - i want chuck norris to crash the oscars
• 7:09 PM residentargento - hard to believe that michael sheen was married to kate beckensale
• 7:10 PM residentargento - haha, oh perez doesn’t know about instant liveblogging…andrew 1 perez 0
• 7:10 PM residentargento - seth rogan is my hero
• 7:10 PM residentargento - watch six feet under
• 7:10 PM residentargento - richard jenkins plays one of the best father roles since kevin’s dad in the wonder years
• 7:11 PM residentargento - not kidding the new plot for the new sex and the city is carrie dealing with her mounting credit bills
• 7:13 PM residentargento - DIABLO
• 7:13 PM residentargento - cody taht is
• 7:13 PM residentargento - if you didnt know i love diablo cody more than anyone in hollywood right now
• 7:14 PM residentargento - mostly because she loves dario argento and ultraman
• 7:15 PM residentargento - wow that took her a while
• 7:16 PM residentargento - are you hearing the tweens scream right now?
• 7:16 PM residentargento - he has the most lazy hair stylist
• 7:16 PM residentargento - if i did that i would get funny looks, he does it and suddenly hes a “nonchalant heartthrob”
• 7:17 PM residentargento - we need more “acting with james franco”
• 7:17 PM residentargento - best funny or die series ever
• 7:18 PM residentargento - this interview should be with matthew broderick
• 7:18 PM residentargento - oh sean, bring back spicoli
• 7:18 PM residentargento - seth rogan is next in queue!
• 7:18 PM residentargento - read below for satc2 news
• 7:19 PM residentargento - yes!
• 7:20 PM residentargento - opie cunningham!
• 7:20 PM residentargento - where’s his hat?
• 7:22 PM residentargento - robert downey jr. is a total badass
• 7:22 PM residentargento - if you haven’t seen it, watch chaplin…probably one of his best films ever
• 7:27 PM residentargento - wow who let sophia loren out of her tomb?
• 7:27 PM residentargento - oh please interview mickey
• 7:27 PM residentargento - remember when frank langella was skeletor in masters of the universe
• 7:28 PM residentargento - god mickey better win
• 7:28 PM residentargento - oh his speech will be legendary
• 7:29 PM residentargento - i think we need to bring that back
• 7:29 PM residentargento - legendary
• 7:29 PM residentargento - BRAND
• 7:30 PM residentargento - hes probably still looking for those goonies
• 7:31 PM residentargento - oh man once the convo turned to ryan he shoved them off
• 7:32 PM residentargento - wow jessica biel can’t not turn off her phone?
• 7:32 PM residentargento - what was she in that deserves that invite?
• 7:32 PM residentargento - oh man evan rachel wood looks like shit
• 7:33 PM residentargento - odd that ron is successful yet his brother isnt
• 7:33 PM residentargento - andy griffith vs gentle ben
• 7:34 PM residentargento - yeah arrested development!
• 7:34 PM residentargento - no offer more!
• 7:35 PM residentargento - forgot 1980s peter gabriel
• 7:35 PM residentargento - listen to the last temptation of christ score
• 7:35 PM residentargento - THATS peter gabriel
• 7:35 PM residentargento - hes a genius
• 7:36 PM residentargento - never listen to sledgehammer ever again
• 7:36 PM residentargento - HAHAHAHA what kinda comment was that?
• 7:36 PM residentargento - i can smell you!
• 7:38 PM residentargento - i’ve been informed that if you are reading this through my site andrewmarcec.com you need to refresh the page every once and a while…not sure why this is happening, maybe how constant my updates are, but i am aware of the problem
• 7:38 PM residentargento - god they arent that cool
• 7:38 PM residentargento - what makes them so special? the fact that they have 90 kids/
• 7:38 PM residentargento - i dont get the appeal
• 7:41 PM residentargento - oh jesus
• 7:42 PM residentargento - what?
• 7:42 PM residentargento - what did she say?
• 7:42 PM residentargento - why is she making horse noises?
• 7:43 PM residentargento - is ryan gunuh give her a feedbag full of oats to much on?
• 7:43 PM residentargento - how does ryan know what questions to ask? i cant understand a word shes saying
• 7:43 PM residentargento - kate!
• 7:44 PM residentargento - 15 min till E! is over and we switch over to abc
• 7:46 PM residentargento - man this fashion stuff is boring
• 7:51 PM residentargento - kate winslet here we go
• 7:52 PM residentargento - man english accents are awesome
• 7:53 PM residentargento - oh harvey weinstein…the man who ruined film
• 7:58 PM residentargento - switch to abc now for more coverage
• 8:01 PM residentargento - more kate!
• 8:03 PM residentargento - man not much to say now, this kinda feels like a rehash after E!
• 8:05 PM residentargento - she had diamonds thrown at her? god thats bad marketing
• 8:05 PM residentargento - SKELETOR
• 8:06 PM residentargento - oh lord
• 8:06 PM residentargento - seriously what makes them so good?
• 8:06 PM residentargento - i just dont get it
• 8:09 PM residentargento - it is?
• 8:09 PM residentargento - JULIA ROBERTS SHOULD NOT HAVE WON THAT OSCAR!!!
• 8:10 PM residentargento - that oscar should have gone to ellen burnstyn for requiem for a dream
• 8:10 PM residentargento - hands down
• 8:11 PM residentargento - oh mickey never gets old
• 8:12 PM residentargento - man i feel like ive heard this all before…thank you e!
• 8:12 PM residentargento - americas sweethearts?
• 8:12 PM residentargento - really?
• 8:13 PM residentargento - great kid? arent they the same age?
• 8:13 PM residentargento - rdj!
• 8:15 PM residentargento - oh god more miley…when will it stop
• 8:15 PM residentargento - of course
• 8:15 PM residentargento - of all history!
• 8:15 PM residentargento - wow
• 8:20 PM residentargento - HAHAHAHA these guys look like douchebags
• 8:21 PM residentargento - oh man more penelope
• 8:21 PM residentargento - i mean horse mouth
• 8:21 PM residentargento - oh thank god for the screaming crowd
• 8:23 PM residentargento - oh wow the frontman for kathleen turner overdrive
• 8:23 PM residentargento - i mean sonic death monkey
• 8:24 PM residentargento - sweet!
• 8:24 PM residentargento - best interview so far
• 8:28 PM residentargento - and now the awards begin
• 8:31 PM residentargento - i just can’t get over that accent…its so weird to hear him as wolverine and then hugh
• 8:33 PM residentargento - wow this is not funny
• 8:33 PM residentargento - bring back john stewart
• 8:33 PM residentargento - snore
• 8:33 PM residentargento - even billy crystal is funnier than hugh
• 8:33 PM residentargento - and he sucks
• 8:34 PM residentargento - they better step that up 2 tha streets
• 8:35 PM residentargento - wow, this fucking sucks
• 8:35 PM residentargento - this was so staged
• 8:35 PM residentargento - wake me up
• 8:36 PM residentargento - before you go go
• 8:36 PM residentargento - whoever thought this up deserves to be fired
• 8:37 PM residentargento - oh boy there is more
• 8:37 PM residentargento - PLEASE END
• 8:37 PM residentargento - i feel like i need to sacrifice something right now so this will end
• 8:38 PM residentargento - FINALLY OVER
• 8:39 PM residentargento - james franco looked pissed, you know he was thinking “you’re wolveriene but im the mother fucking green goblin”
• 8:39 PM residentargento - wow gay jokes are even funny in hollywood
• 8:40 PM residentargento - snore more borinjalina
• 8:40 PM residentargento - really?
• 8:41 PM residentargento - i prefer kramer vs predator
• 8:41 PM residentargento - hahahaha
• 8:41 PM residentargento - i love it
• 8:41 PM residentargento - too many curtains
• 8:42 PM residentargento - all at once now…..YOU’RE WELCOME
• 8:42 PM residentargento - really its still going?
• 8:42 PM residentargento - this is the night of endless intros
• 8:43 PM residentargento - man attending the oscars is a ton of work all that standing
• 8:43 PM residentargento - jesus goldie hawn is frightning
• 8:43 PM residentargento - so is tilda swinton
• 8:44 PM residentargento - are they gunuh do this intro for everyone…because i might have to take a nap
• 8:44 PM residentargento - anglica huston should win again, cause she rules
• 8:44 PM residentargento - ok this years oscars suck so far
• 8:45 PM residentargento - yes penelope felice navidad
• 8:45 PM residentargento - oh sister act
• 8:45 PM residentargento - i think it should have been sista act
• 8:45 PM residentargento - it would have reached more people
• 8:46 PM residentargento - she did? the bachelor reminds us of that every week
• 8:46 PM residentargento - or at least they always say it
• 8:46 PM residentargento - i hope its marisa
• 8:47 PM residentargento - that took like 10 minutes
• 8:47 PM residentargento - OH FUCK HTA
• 8:47 PM residentargento - THAT
• 8:47 PM residentargento - everyone mute their tvs
• 8:48 PM residentargento - you know what they should just post her speech on engrishfunny.com
• 8:48 PM residentargento - what/
• 8:48 PM residentargento - sounds like birds chirping
• 8:48 PM residentargento - its gets worse as she hold back
• 8:48 PM residentargento - god will someone just give her a carrot so she can leave?
• 8:49 PM residentargento - what/
• 8:49 PM residentargento - she wasnt speaking spanish already?
• 8:50 PM residentargento - churro, taco, nacho, aqua to you too
• 8:52 PM residentargento - ME!
• 8:53 PM residentargento - tina fey looks hot!
• 8:54 PM residentargento - ok this is good
• 8:55 PM residentargento - that was really good
• 8:57 PM residentargento - wow didnt see that coming
• 8:57 PM residentargento - sean penn is already crying
• 8:57 PM residentargento - spicoli doesnt cry
• 8:58 PM residentargento - wow, that was a great speech
• 9:01 PM residentargento - slumdog
• 9:01 PM residentargento - pretty obvoius one
• 9:03 PM residentargento - man his voice is annoying
• 9:03 PM residentargento - the iron giant rules
• 9:04 PM residentargento - wall-e will win
• 9:05 PM residentargento - what is this song?
• 9:05 PM residentargento - oh, stupid thats what
• 9:06 PM residentargento - thank god thats ove
  r
• 9:06 PM residentargento - winner: wall-e
• 9:06 PM residentargento - yup
• 9:07 PM residentargento - wow jennifer looks like she totally didnt care about this award
• 9:08 PM residentargento - amazing presto!
• 9:09 PM residentargento - i was wrong
• 9:10 PM residentargento - he just thanked his pencil btw
• 9:10 PM residentargento - HAHAHAHA THIS GUY RULES
• 9:15 PM residentargento - i do kinda like that this year they are really breaking down how a film is made
• 9:17 PM residentargento - come on the dark knight!
• 9:17 PM residentargento - no suprise there
• 9:19 PM residentargento - david finchers first direction gig…janey’s got a gun by aerosmith
• 9:21 PM residentargento - period pieces always win
• 9:23 PM residentargento - the joker better win
• 9:23 PM residentargento - i mean i know it wont
• 9:24 PM residentargento - this guys good, he knows hes on a time limit
• 9:26 PM residentargento - worst presenters ever
• 9:27 PM residentargento - alright forgetting sarah marshall clip!
• 9:28 PM residentargento - more sarah marshall!
• 9:31 PM residentargento - im very excited for this judd apatow short
• 9:32 PM residentargento - oh man this is funny, remember when he came out in greenscreen one year?
• 9:32 PM residentargento - natalie portman is gorgeous
• 9:33 PM residentargento - genius
• 9:34 PM residentargento - haha this is awesome
• 9:34 PM residentargento - i want ben stiller to rap now
• 9:35 PM residentargento - nice pocket hankie
• 9:36 PM residentargento - they always say that
• 9:36 PM residentargento - you know they told those kids to stay up and watch
• 9:39 PM residentargento - shes way overpronunciating
• 9:40 PM residentargento - really? we just came back from commercials
• 9:43 PM residentargento - hahaha man i love these two
• 9:43 PM residentargento - hahahahahaha
• 9:44 PM residentargento - genius
• 9:44 PM residentargento - how is this not nominated
• 9:45 PM residentargento - that was amazing
• 9:52 PM residentargento - god i hope it isnt
• 9:52 PM residentargento - jesus more singing
• 9:52 PM residentargento - make it stop
• 9:53 PM residentargento - oh fucking kill me now
• 9:53 PM residentargento - just end it
• 9:54 PM residentargento - i would rather play russian roulette wit a chimp than watch this
• 9:54 PM residentargento - i hate musicals more than anything on the face of the earth
• 9:56 PM residentargento - lord why do people applause
• 9:56 PM residentargento - it will only go on longer with that
• 9:56 PM residentargento - oh did the devil write this
• 9:56 PM residentargento - zefron and vanexxxa too
• 9:56 PM residentargento - it wasnt bad enough with beyonce
• 10:05 PM residentargento - oh boy aniston is there with john mayer
• 10:06 PM residentargento - who does he think he is? bill cosby?
• 10:06 PM residentargento - god walkin is one of the biggest badasses on the planet
• 10:08 PM residentargento - thank god
• 10:08 PM residentargento - but we knew it was going to happen
• 10:08 PM residentargento - wow this is pretty cool
• 10:08 PM residentargento - i just hope we dont have breakdown time
• 10:09 PM residentargento - i hope they dont play off the family
• 10:11 PM residentargento - yeah i heard there was a big uproar about who would accept the award
• 10:11 PM residentargento - werner herzog is crazy
• 10:11 PM residentargento - but his remake of nosferatu with klaus kinski was amazing
• 10:11 PM residentargento - woah check out those chompers
• 10:13 PM residentargento - not funny
• 10:13 PM residentargento - ive never gotten his humor
• 10:14 PM residentargento - wow shameless plu
• 10:14 PM residentargento - g
• 10:15 PM residentargento - how does that guy eat
• 10:16 PM residentargento - what cant this guy do?
• 10:16 PM residentargento - maybe he should have been joker
• 10:18 PM residentargento - wow shes kinda all about herself
• 10:19 PM residentargento - oh no
• 10:27 PM residentargento - that was obvious
• 10:49 PM residentargento - i guess after 5 hours of liveblogging you run out of things to say
• 11:22 PM residentargento - huzzah danny!
• 11:43 PM residentargento - fuck that mickey totally deserved it
• 11:56 PM residentargento - ive seen better, but slumdog pretty much swept it. good work everyone, now i just need to play catchup
• 2:43 PM residentargento -
  

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