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I can’t speak Klingon, But I Can Die Like Spock!

Apr 02, 2009 | No Comments | @andrewmarcec

Remember in Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan when Spock dies and they use a photon torpedo as a casket? Everyone I knew thought that was incredibly badass…or laughed and muttered “nerd” under their breath. To those mutterers I shake my fist at you!

Have you been married dressed as Klingons? Do you know how to speak either Klingon or Vulcan? Do you pride yourself in this? Either way this post is for those die hard “Trekkies” (they prefer to be called “Trekkers” now, but you know, a title is a title so shut up and enjoy it.)

Take your geekhood to the grave with the latest line of Urns and Caskets from Eternal Image.

Yes now you can post-humanly impress your friends and family by showing them that you are different from the Heavens Gate people because you really are living on a space ship now.

Now the only thing left to make acceptable is themed funerals, have all your friends come as your underlings (since anyone buried NOT as Kirk/Picard must not think too highly of themselves. I mean how sad would that be to say, “No, I’m just a lowly ensign in this life”). Charges for the ceremonies to be given in Klingon is at an additional cost…for now.

This is just a little random blurb to take on because I’ve always wanted to know this. People die in car crashes all the time here while wearing seat belts. The Enterprise has no seat belts and operators are always just tossed around that ship like rag dolls…I wonder if the star crafts would be more safe if they implemented the seat belt law?

[Eternal Image]