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Dollhouse Episode 3

Feb 27, 2009 | No Comments | @andrewmarcec

9:02 PM residentargento - Less than an hour till episode 3!
9:29 PM residentargento - 30 minutes
9:45 PM residentargento - 15 minutes
9:55 PM residentargento - 5 minutes
10:00 PM residentargento - aaaaaaand time for this weeks installment of Dollhouse, I wonder what this episode will be about. Will we meet the naked man who watches home video of Eliza? Will we have another Wrong Turn spinoff? Will Helo kick someone’s ass? Let’s watch!
10:02 PM residentargento - What if one of the tabula rasas get preggo?
10:02 PM residentargento - Oh boy another club dancing opening
10:02 PM residentargento - I swear if Beyonce makes a guest appearance I’m done with this show
10:03 PM residentargento - I wonder if there was a spike in the male background dancer position after Kevin Federline got with Britany Spears
10:04 PM residentargento - Okay they should never talk when they aren’t imprinted
10:05 PM residentargento - I really recommend he puts his shirt back on
10:06 PM residentargento - Wow creepy stalker neighbor is on the case
10:06 PM residentargento - Where the hell did she pull Old Navy from?
10:07 PM residentargento - Oh that’s probably the only place she can shop without being embarassed
10:07 PM residentargento - Her name is Rhino?
10:08 PM residentargento - So it’s an obvious Riahnna spoof
10:09 PM residentargento - So the big message in Dollhouse is that only people with accents can be heads of big time corporations
10:09 PM residentargento - Wow her voice SUCKS
10:09 PM residentargento - I wonder if she studied William Hung tapes for this part
10:09 PM residentargento - Jesus stop it now
10:10 PM residentargento - If I knew this show was turning into a musical I would have stopped, I got enough of that torture with the Oscars
10:10 PM residentargento - And the acting is still shit
10:11 PM residentargento - That intro is about as good as the intro for Point Pleasant
10:14 PM residentargento - And something will go wrong with Sierra that will put the mission in jeopardy
10:14 PM residentargento - Predictable writing trick with the “oh i felt dizzy”
10:16 PM residentargento - Really? From a mint?
10:19 PM residentargento - So is she experimenting with a Bronx accent here/
10:20 PM residentargento - I wonder if IT guys are looking at this set and thinking “None of that is set up right!”
10:20 PM residentargento - Oh, what a twist…worthy of the M. Night Shamylan award
10:22 PM residentargento - Sooo, because he loves her so much…he’s going to kill her. Well I guess that makes total sense.
10:22 PM residentargento - Fans are weird
10:26 PM residentargento - There is that terrible attempt at a Bronx accent
10:26 PM residentargento - It’s like phasing in and out, it’s killin me
10:28 PM residentargento - And he wasn’t wearing a bulletproof best why?
10:30 PM residentargento - Those bells are so fucking annoying
10:31 PM residentargento - Couldn’t they trace the handwriting?
10:32 PM residentargento - How did she know he was going to shoot her?
10:34 PM residentargento - That guy was afraid of getting smacked? What a wuss!
10:36 PM residentargento - Nice transition
10:37 PM residentargento - So she wanted to die? What a weirdo
10:38 PM residentargento - I doubt people would be talking about a Ryna show when they were 80, if anything they would probably be hiding that away in the farthest recesses of their memory
10:38 PM residentargento - Singing for her supper?
10:39 PM residentargento - I honestly think they could cast a retarted 4 year old and get a better performance
10:39 PM residentargento - Who’s Eliza this time? The female Rocky?
10:39 PM residentargento - “If I can change, and you can change, we all can change!”
10:40 PM residentargento - Oh snap, it’s getting sassy up in this piece
10:42 PM residentargento - Man this episode SUCKS
10:44 PM residentargento - Thank you Mr. Limey
10:45 PM residentargento - I think that Dave Coulier should have a guest spot on this show…I mean that would really complete the cast
10:46 PM residentargento - Wow this writing sucks
10:46 PM residentargento - This guy is like a red head Toby McGuire
10:47 PM residentargento - I’m sorry I didn’t know I was watching “Step-Up 3: To the Maxx”
10:47 PM residentargento - Just like John Travolta in “Stayin Alive” she wants to strut
10:48 PM residentargento - Life lessons on this very special Blossom
10:49 PM residentargento - Ok this ep has 10 minutes to redeem itself, this one is definitely the worst by far
10:52 PM residentargento - I’m glad they cleared up who the genius was
10:53 PM residentargento - Ok this accent thing is seriously killing me
10:53 PM residentargento - Was this part of her becoming a character actor?
10:54 PM residentargento - um he thinks he can hit that guy with a revolver from that far away?
10:54 PM residentargento - these writers are insane
10:55 PM residentargento - Oh how the tables have turned
10:57 PM residentargento - NO MORE SINGING
10:58 PM residentargento - Wow I’m shoving q-tips in my ears to make it stop
10:59 PM residentargento - What a bad episode
9:01 PM residentargento -

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